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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What are some ballbusting stories?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why are Americans obese? Is it the food or is it the psychology?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
What is it like to wear a kilt?
Just Forget it!
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
Have you ever followed through being bi-curious?
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
No way
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share office space ...
Have you worn a tight black mini skirt?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why do I feel like I want to suck a big dick after injecting meth?
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
Why do people say "tall, dark, and handsome" when they actually mean "tall, white, and handsome"?
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
What are some reasons why men may not want to date a woman who can pay her own bills?
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
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